Boy Asked To A Girl: “Can I Kiss You?”
Girl Answered: “Yes! Of Course, But Where? On Vertical Or Horizontal Lips?”
Boy: “What?”
Girl: “I Mean On Upper Or Lower Lips?”
Boy: “I Did Not Get You?”
Irritated Girl: “Chutiyae, Hontho(hand) Pe Ya Chut(v-gina) Pe?
SHER KAHE, SHAYARI KAHE YA GAYE KOI GANA
TERI NANI PAIR UTHAYE, CHOODE MERA NANA !
KYA HASEEN FIZZAA HAI INTAZAM KI...
People - WAH!, WAH, IRSHAAD, IRSHAAD !!!!
KYA HASEEN FIZZAA HAI INTAZAM KI...
KYA HASEEN FIZZAA HAI INTAZAM KI...
CHUDEGI AAJ LAUNDI NIZAM KI.
AYE DHARTI KE CHAAND SITARON...
This calmed people a bit.
AYE DHARTI KE CHAAND SITARON...
MAA KE LAUDON, PHATHAR TO NA MARO :))
GARDISH MAIN HAI SITARE GAND MARLO HAMARI..
GARDISH MAIN HAI SITARE GAND MARLO HAMARI....
JAB BAHARE-CHAMAN MAIN HONGE, MAA CHOD-DENGE TUMHARI...
MUDHKAR ZARA IDHAR BHI DEKH ZAALIM
KE TAMANNA HUM BHI RAKHTE HAI
CHUT TERE PAAS HAI TO KYA
Lund HUM BHI RAKHTE HAI
DIL TO DIYA HAI TUJHE PAR EK SHART LAGAYI HAI
LENI HAI WOH CHEEZ JO TUNE TANGO ME CHHEPAYEE HAI
BEDARD ZAMANA KYA JAANE
KYA CHEEZ JUDAAI HOTI HAI
HUM LunD PAKAD KAR BAITHE HAI
JABKI GHAR GHAR ME CHUDAI HOTI HAI
KOUN KAHETA HAI KI LU*D YAHAN MUTNE-KO AATA HAI?
KOUN KAHETA HAI KI LU*D YAHAN MUTNE-KO AATA HAI?
ARE WOH TO CHUT KI YAAD ME AANSU BAHANE AATA HAI
Yeh sun kar sab dost log aur bhi pareshaan ho gaye. Ek dost se to yeh suna bhi nahi gaya. To woh dost bolta hai ki mei kaise bhi karke teri darling ko waapis bulaunga. Tere paas waapis aake tujh pe ek ehsaan karne khi bhikh mangooga. Ab aap log to jaante ho ki yeh shayar log kitne independant hote hai. To humare shayar ko yeh ehsaan lene wali baat kuch pasand nahi aayi. To woh bola...
EHSAAN KISI KA KYA LENA, HUM TO MUTH PE GUZAARA KARTE HAI
EHSAAN KISI KA KYA LENA, HUM TO MUTH PE GUZAARA KARTE HAI
JAB BHI YAAD UNKI AATI HAI, OOTH OOTH DUBARA KARTE HAI
Mahebooba kabhi waapis nahi aayi. To uski yaad bhula ne ke liyewohi shaayar Delhi chala Gaya. Wahan jab Qutub Minar dekha to bola:
DEKH KE QUTUB MINAR, SHAYAR KA DIMMAG DUADA
ASMAAN KO CHODNE CHALA DHARTI KA LAUDA
Is par Delhi police ki gaand mein khujli hui to usse pakad liya gaya aur court mein pesh kiya gaya. Jab Judge sahiba ne poocha "tumhe kuch kehna hai?" to woh bola:
AIYE SANAM UTHA KALAM
MUJHE KASAM HAI RABKI
MUJHE KASAM HAI RABKI
MAA CHOD DOONGA SABKI...
On such a contempt of court, he was ordered to be hanged till death. When he was burried, the judge sahiba visited his grave. Needless to say she was very mad so she pissed on his grave. Judge sahiba ke jane ke baad hi iss shayar ke bhoot ne ek arz farmaya...
WO AAYE HUMARI KABAR PE, CHAL DIYE MOOT KE..
WO AAYE HUMARI KABAR PE, CHAL DIYE MOOT KE..
CHALO ISSI BAHANE DARSHAN HO GAYE CHUT KE..
BHENCHOD AB KYA FAYDA JAB HUM BAN GAYE BHOOT..
BADI CHIKNI THI UNKI CHUT.. BHENCHOD AB KYA FAYDA JAB HUM BAN GAYE BHOOT